Vinyl makes the world go round

I was born in 1981. That makes me 31 years old. I was born in a time when the only way you could hear music was to turn on the radio, and sit by that radio for hours hoping that the song you were hoping to listen to would be played. It was a time when you would watch your favorite music channel on TV and hope that the song you wanted to hear would make it to the top 20 of the week, or if not, that it would be played somehow. That’s how it was back that. Not that long ago… I’m talking about the 90’s.
It was a time when I decided on a rule: if an album was released by an artist, I would wait until at least three singles were released from that album; if they were good, then I would buy that album. That’s how it used to be.
That’s how I first fell in love with Aerosmith. It was 1997. I had always known their music, but until Nine Lives was released, I never really paid that much attention to them. Once Pink was released, and after I had fallen in love with Hole in my Soul and Falling In Love I Hard on the Knees  , it was decided: I had to buy this album. And by album, I mean the CD.
Enter: Columbia House. Remember them? You would get their pamphlet in the mail; buy 11 CD’s for a dollar, then you were bound to buy another 10 at regular price over the course of two years, or something like that?


I was on a slippery slope: the CD. That expensive, compact, convenient music format that we all bought into. I remember the first CD player I bought cost me almost 150 bucks. It was a slick, thin little Sony CD player. It was that thing you had to buy if you wanted to listen to your music outside of the house.


The exact moment in time when my love of vinyl blossomed is unclear to me. All I remember is that at some point, I wanted to buy the original vinyl records of the very expensive and hard to find CD versions of the Aerosmith album collection I had begun to amass.
So I picked up the phone book (yes, a phonebook) and I called a few places (yes, I used a telephone) and started going around town to the few places (at the time) that still carried vinyl records. The first place I called said that yes, they had a few Aerosmith albums. The person on the other end, after having asked him how much they were, said “They cost 3, 7, and 4.” At first I thought $30, $40, and $70. I knew nothing about records then. To me they were collectibles, relics, prized items. I expected the price to be high… It turned out he meant 3, 4 and 7.. dollars. EACH. Suddenly I was introduced to an affordable and much more fun alternative to CD’s: VINYL RECORDS.


Back then the availability of vinyl records in this city was scarce. If you were lucky, HMV would carry a couple dozen vinyl records, but they were always mixed in with the CD’s. You see, vinyl records never died off in the United Kingdom, but in the rest of the world they had, so the bulk of my collection had to be flown in from overseas. Amazon also carried vinyl records, so they were (and still are) a great source for vinyl. I can’t tell you how many records I bought at $9.99 while their CD counterparts sold for $25. Many of these records sell for $100+ on eBay today since these first issue pressings have now become collectibles. What about those $25 CD’s? You’re lucky if you can get 25 cents for them.
Things are much different today. Entire walls or even rooms in music stores are now devoted to the supply of vinyl records. In a strange twist of fate, the mp3 has made the CD obsolete, yet created a place for the vinyl record to once again take center stage. Hipsters seem to love the stuff, and even clothing chops like Urban Outfitters carry an impressive collection of vinyl. You can even find record players being sold everywhere, many of them that now connect to computers via USB. This is a sign that the vinyl record is back and here to stay. I couldn’t be happier!


My current quest is to obtain vinyl copies of all the albums I’ve fallen in love with over the years. Thanks to the vinyl renaissance, we are living a period of vinyl reissues. Many artists recognize the importance of the vinyl record, most notably Eddie Vedder and Billy Corgan. I don’t know what’s going on with the Pearl Jam reissues but they are not happening anymore it seems and that makes me very sad, but The Smashing Pumpkins back-catalog is seeing the light of day, and what’s being produced is impressive. Last year alone, along with a new Album, Oceania, we saw the re-issuance of Pisces Iscariot and …. and…. at long last, Mellon Collie and The Infinite Sadness; The best vinyl reissue in my opinion to date. Housed in a beautiful box, spread out onto four discs and including two full-page color booklets, it had re-affirmed not only my love of vinyl but the importance of the physical musical medium: an album was meant to be heard being played on a turntable, while sprawled out on the floor or couch or bed reading the lyrics as the record plays. Not as an mp3 on your way to work on a noisy bus, and not though a fan made YouTube video. This is not how music was meant to experienced. Music is something that you should be able to pick up, tear the shrink wrap off of, place on a turn table, and devour. Bon appetit! -This Is Orson Welles.

Is wishes were horses, I’d have a ranch: If you don’t come out west and see, you’ll never know at all: I guess one afternoon you won’t cross my mind, I’ll get over you, over time…

Lucinda Williams, like all artists I think, and like all humans alike, feels and lives the same things the rest of us do. What I envy about this woman is that she can actually get things down on paper and sing about them. I, on the other hand, cannot do that anymore. Maybe I’ve found other outlets and therefore turn to music less to express myself, but whatever it is, it really sucks for me.
Luckily, when I feel blue, I turn to what I’m not really doing much of anymore these days: music.
Before I write any more, please listen to her:
I’ve been a fan of hers since World Without Tears, one of the great albums of the 2000’s. Her music evokes a sense of wanting to escape ( “Yes I finally did baby, I got out of La Grange” ) and taking road trips ( “Drive up the coast line, maybe to Ventura”) people who are no longer in your life ( “Are you sleeping though the night, do you have someone to hold you tight, do you have someone to hang out with, do you have someone to hug and kiss you”) to dealing with death (” Some think a fancy funeral will be worth every cent, for every dime and nickel, is money better spent, better spent on groceries, covering the bills, instead of little luxuries, and unnecessary frills”)
That unfullfillable longing doesn’t just exist south of the border. North of the 49th parallel, things are no different. Don’t you sometimes wish you could just leave it all and drive off into the sunset in a convertible with the wind in your hair, to a place far away, maybe Montana, where no one will ever find you, where you can start new ? Well? See for yourself:
Lucky for me, I love in a great city and I don’t necessarily have to travel all the way to Montana to be surrounded by beauty. It was fun being caught in the rain in the middle of Maisonneuve parc this afternoon. Contrary  to everything I’ve been told, I sought refuge under the tallest tree I could find (NO i did not get struck by lightening! After all I am here writing this, am I not?)
here are some pictures of BEAUTY:
After coming back home and drying off from the rain,  it was time to EAT! So, I headed to a place that I know very well where the food is good and the service is great and the wait to get in is terribly long but totally worth it. The place is:
KAZU (1862 Sainte-Catherine Street West, Montreal, QC H3H 1M1)
After standing in line for over an hour, we finally got in. This is a great Japanese restaurant, a tiny place where people are cramped tight into small tables with no room to breath, but that’s OK because it adds to the charm and ambiance of the place, and it is definitely worth the slight discomfort once the food arrives:
48-hour porc served on rice:
Tuna and Salmon Salad:
Shrimp  Okonomiyaki:
and as if that wasn’t enough and just as we were beginning to feel stuffed, the Teriyaki Burgers arrived!:

People gazed at us through the window  with burning envy. I can appreciate that; I was in their place an hour earlier, dying of hunger and shivering in the cold waiting to get inside while staring at the people eating and waiting for a table to free up so we could get in and eat already DAMNIT! We were kind enough to leave quickly after out meal was done. We were there to eat a great meal and then leave so that others could enjoy the same.
The evening ended at my place watching SNL and of course, with more food, this time desert in the form of pie. Pie with coffee.  MMMMMM, floor pie
-This is Orson Welles.

MONTREAL: Still a great place to live: The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach

Since starting this blog, I’ve hardly spoken about food at all. With everything that’s been going on in this province lately, it’s hard to talk about anything else. Umm.. HEY, did you know that we live in a great city? Yes, it’s true! I promise! It’s not just a city overrun by red square-wearing militants: it’s also a city where people can go out and find great food!
Made my way to a nice little new place called Dinette Triple Crown. 
LOVED THIS PLACE. Service was great, food was amazing, it’s a nicely decorated place and the staff is super friendly. Looking forward to the next visit. I wish this place all the best and years and years of great business; they deserve it. Here are some pictures:

The place from its exterior:

Waiting for our meal (I’m so hungry if I don’t get my food soon I’m going to eat the condiments!) OHH! Lemonade’s here:

Before I know it, the food has arrived! What’s on the menu?:
  • Pulled Pork
  • Mouth-watering Brisket
  • Mac and Cheese (with shallots and croutons, in a creamy sauce, I can taste a little wine in there or some kind of alcohol. YUM)
  • Cole Slaw
  • Mashed Potatoes with white gravy (to DIE for)
  • “Hush Puppies” (little balls of cornbread heaven, fried with a hint of curry (if I’m not mistaken) they were just GREAT


and the mac and cheese! Look at these toppings:

For desert: Sweet Potato Pie

Another cool thing about this place is that if you want your meal to go, it’s served in a pik nik basket. You can go to the park across the street, and then bring the basket back when you’re done. I find this particularly cute.
Now I know there are a lot of hip, vintage-style eateries opening up in Montreal, and a lot of them do not live up to the hype, but this place, so far, checks off all the boxes. Looking forward to my next visit.

For those of you who were hoping for some controversy; sorry, not this time around. I promise I will blast somebody/something in my next blog entry. Hell, elections are coming up in a few weeks, boy oh boy do I have a lot to say about that. I leave you for now.. -This Is Orson Welles.

People never change: the pursuit of happiness: stepping stones, looking back, cry a little, turn your head, cough

It’s funny how nothing changes as you get older. No matter how well you do in life or how many acquaintances you make and how many great rapports you develop with others, there will always be certain people who just don’t jive with ya.
Katharine Hepburn said in The Philadelphia Story:  “The time to make up your mind about people is NEVER.” This is one of the truest most to-the-core things I’ve ever heard in life, maybe THE most to-the-core things I’ve ever heard. I’m no Buddha, I’m no Jesus of Nazareth either. So many people before me have said such great things, all of them help in times of need. I’m not talking about the bible, although I recognize and appreciate the bible like you wouldn’t believe. After all, Orson Welles himself said that all you’ll ever need in the world is to know the Bible and Shakespeare. That’s all the education you’ll ever need. Again, great words spoken by a great man. The problem is that there have been many great men and women who have said great things, too many to know them all and to apply them to my own life. SO, I guess I’ll just learn as these great ones did learn themselves; through trial and error.
The sad thing about life, is that “everybody has their reasons”.
Much like the ‘comedy of manners’ The Rules of the Game, we live in a world of rank, hierarchy, snobbery, tomfoolery… STOP: You know, we’re all going to leave this world one day. I’m saddened by the fact that most of us feel the need to play these games. To betray others. To feel superior to others. To belittle. Small penis-ed men who buy fast cars to impress women, silly-ninny picked-on-when-they-were-youthes CEOs crushing their competitors like ants and pissing on their employees. Lovers who compare you to their past lovers. Friends trading friends for something better. If you’re one of the above, your parents ouught to have their ears BUTTERED for having raised such WICKED children! For Shame!!!
Great worlds come not only from the Bible, from religious figures, war heroes, poets, great presidents and great militants. Great words also come from another source, for me. I’m talking about a show where people with tall blue hair and yellow skin run-a-muck and entertain and fill a void, what a VOID! You so fill that fill ever-so-completely; I speak of course, of the Simpsons!
Auntie Oven Fresh said:  Ribbons and trophies are no comfort on your death bed.
How very true. When you’re old and frail and way past your prime, and nobody remembers who you are or what you’ve done, in the end, you’ll probably end up alone.  Like Bette Davis said in All About Eve when she was stranded in her car on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere while conversing with her co-star Celeste Holm, ” The things you drop on your way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you’ll need them when you get back to being a woman.”
In the end you’ll end up disheveled, used-up, just like the parent/legally declared invalid spouse/sibling devoted to caring for you a-la Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. Do you want to be remembered at all? It is egotistical to want to leave behind a legacy? Children, Art, architecture, Political Life, something, anything? I don’t think so. So to all those who are sticking to their jobs just because they want to make some money or prove something to their friends or family, consider this: Think about the “last time” you… whatever. Chances are that “thing” happened months ago. 6 months ago. a year ago! Time flies! I know you think you’ll stay young forever, and you ARE young. But, not as young as you were or as young as you’ll ever be.  Once you start saying things like ” I went to bla bla bla 15 years ago” or ” Turn the radio up, I love this song, man I haven’t heard this song bla bla bla years ago”.. . Do something else with your life. Time is ticking out!  NOW. GO!!!!
-This Is Orson Welles.

Honeymoon’s over: Back to life, back to reality (now you’ll have that song stuck in your head all day) ***random bitching*** Happy would-have-been 97th Birthday Orson!

I’ve been away all week because I just didn’t know what to say. My wish : to write a song about everything that’s gone down. It was going to be an incredibly beautiful song that would just floor everyone, an instant classic! Yeap. Guess what? I couldn’t fucking write it. Maybe too much is going on inside my crazy head, can’t seem to slow down and concentrate and get it all down on paper. Maybe I need a little INSPI RA TION to get me going. HA!
Happy Birthday Orson Welles ! (no no, not me, the real Orson):
Although I gained great respect towards Orson when I first saw Citizen Kane, he was never able to make movies as freely as he did when he made Kane, or as good ( that can be argued) . What he made afterwards was really great, even though mostly butchered by movie exects, he spent most of his life husting for money to fund his movie projects ( “It’s about two percent movie-making and ninety-eight percent hustling. It’s no way to spend a life” )
The followup movie to Citizen Kane was The Magnificent Ambersons. Though not starring in it, Orson narrated it, and directed many of his Kane actors in this Booth Tarkington adaption. Here is the opening sequence:
It’s a great film. I don’t know why it hasn’t been restored and released on DVD or Blu Ray yet, fucking shame really. I have a worn-out VHS copy. This is the film Orson said was BETTER than Kane, if only it were not edited and changed while Orson was out of town,  and were a new ending not shot and the edited portions of film not destroyed, leaving the rest of the world never to know what this movie really was like when it was finished, it would have surpassed Kane’s greatness. A fractured masterpiece.
Another film Orson made: The Lady From Shanghai: Starring Rita Rayworth, soulty bombshell of the 40’s,  also Orson’s wife at the time. She dances a hell of a “clothed strip tease” in Gilda :
*Back to The Lady From Shanghai*:
You really should see this movie. GREAT  movie. The story is great, the acting is great, the music is great, also great, the ending: One of the greatest endings to a movie ever, ahead of its time, never done before, here is it, the funhouse mirrors ending where all the main characters meet and shoot at each other with GUNS!:
Wasn’t that such great FUN! They don’t make movies like they used to. Happy 97th birthday Orson, hope you’re enjoying the  Spanish sun while the rest of us are freezing our balls off here in Canada. Don’t forget to make a wish! (don’t tell anyone what is it or it won’t come true!)
-This is Orson Welles